what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off